45+2 min “There is surely something to be said for having a single, evident point of attack and everything else working in the service of that,” reckons Paul Whitfield. “Is it possible the French team has too many options and thus no plan?”

I don’t think the lack of cohesion necessarily comes about because there are too many options – I don’t think Deschamps is much of an attacking coach – but the blend is definitely a problem. It’s not, though, simply down to the strikers – Tchouameni and Rabiot are a strange pairing, neither of them an aggressive passer or carrier, both lacking a imagination and dexterity.

45+1 min Our kick-offs are coming late and so are our added time announcements. We’ll have six minutes.

45 min But France sustain the attack, Dembele now popping up on the right and whipping in a nasty low cross which kicks off the turf right in front of Koulibaly, who slices it behind for another corner. Again, it’s a poor one that comes to nowt.

43 min Pape Gueye is harshly penalised for a foul on Dembele, so france can put a ball into the box from out on the left … which Koulibaly heads clear.

40 min Sarr scarpers down the right and moves infield across the face of the box, somehow keeping possession though the ball is well ahead of him. It breaks to Pape Gueye who has a dig – it’s straight at Maignan – and, with Sarr down, France break. They can’t create anything, so the physio comes on and leads Sarr off – he’ll be back shortly – then off we go again.

39 min My screen crashe but, in the meantime and not for the first time, it seems Doue didn’t follow Diatta. Deschamps is not happy.

36 min Upamecano over the top for Olise … who’s easily unloaded by Diouf. France aren’t getting him the ball early and in space, so he’s having to beat his man from a standing start with little separation, and it’s not working. They must move the ball quicker and get it forward sooner.

34 min “Olise seems to be playing the Griezmann role, roving everywhere to knit together defense and attack and progressing the ball forward” reckons Kári Tulinius. “I don’t know if that’s the best use of his talents, as I’d love to see him focus on creating chances.”

It’s hard to discern France’s attacking idea – it feels very off-the-cuff, moving the ball forward and assuming something good will eventually happen. Which brings us back to Deschamps – this team’s USP is the majesty of its attacking players, but the manager’s conservative nature means they don’t exploit it.

32 min There’s a big difference in intensity between the Senegal press and the France version – such as it is. My sense is Deschamps is happier with his team in shape than leaving spaces looking to win the ball high.

31 min Though they had their momentum halted by the break, Senegal again time their press well, springing and finding Sarr, but he slips as he shoots. Still, though, his team are in the ascendancy.

29 min “Luis Enrique for France manager,” says Jim Myers. “All the outrageous talent Deschamps has had at his disposal since he’s been in charge, and yet watching France remains a snoozefest.”

Guy Mowbray just prefixed his name with “the great”, which I must say elicited in me a physical reaction. It feels more like France’s 2018 win was in spite of him than because of him, but it’s hard to argue with post-Knysna harmony and a trophy. I’m intrigued to see how Zinedine Zidane handles the gig when he takes over.

27 min The corner comes to nothing and it’s time for a drinks break. Mbappe could use a settler.

25 min Tchouemani to Mbappe, who fancies himself against Diouf, but a loose touch and ball is easily confiscated – does he have his boots on the wrong feet? – and we know the Senegal plan is to spring, because that’s what they’re doing every time. So Diouf takes another touch, then sticks a pass in behind and Jakcson is away and in space! In the inside-left channel, he diddles Upamecano with a stepover that intimates he’s going inside, dashes outside, and the striker who can’t shoot, which sounds like a kids’ book, laces one that whizzes past Maignan … and hits the base of the near post, bouncing off the keeper … and behind.

23 min Again, Senegal look to get it forward quickly, sending Sarr running at Upamecano … who sons him off, too strong and too solid.

23 min I’d like to see Senegal moving the ball better in midfield. Pape Sarr gives it away and off goes Mbappe, but Diatta does well to stick with him, conceding a corner … which comes to nothing.

21 min The corner is wasted and Senegal bring the ball away.

20 min “Papa, Steed, Sylvain, Clint” is CLEARLY a 70s R&B combo,” says Steve Gisselbrecht.

Meantime, Kounde, again high on the right, is this time tracked by Mane, who misses his kick ceding a corner.

19 min But of course, as soon as I hit send, Mane fails to track back, the ball comes in off the flank from Olise to Dembele, and his shot is blocked by Niakhate. Immediately, though, Senegal get back on the attack, Pape Sarr snapping a terrific pass down the line for Sarr … whose first touch is heavy.

17 min France are starting to exert control, but Senegal are doing a good job of sticking in, defending in a 4-4-2, then jumping as one when triggered. So far, I like what I’m seeing from them, in and out of possession.

15 min I think I – and many others – have a bit of thing for Cherki because he’s that contemporary rarity: a maverick who does things on the off-beat. His stride patterns and low backlift make him so hard to read, a natural footballer and a one-off. I’d not be surprised to see him bag some late-doors goals and assists, as opponents tire and he’s sent on to terrorise.

14 min Eeee, Koulibaly gives it away to Dembele, who again looks for Mbappe in behind … and almost gips up his upper intestine when it transpires he’s given the pass excess gas. That was, I think, the kind of thing Cherki would pull off without thinking about it.

12 min Lovely from Dembele, punching the kind of pass Mbappe needs, in behind … and again, his touch is poor, so too his decision to control with his ball-side right, rather than let it run past on to his goal-side left. Yes, you read that correctly: that is me telling the leading scorer in the last two World Cups how to get himself in on goal, for the second time.

10 min “Always worth mentioning that Papa Bouba Diop was part of a midfield named Papa, Steed, Sylvain, Clint,” recalls Gavin Hutchinson, “which has a great international playboy feel (and with Carlos Bocanegra, Moritz Volz and Luis Boa Morte often in the same team...)”

Steed, of course, is most famous for being Tony Blair’s workshopped favourite player, just as Ode to Joy was his favourite tune when interviewed on Radio 3 and Sympathy for the Devil on Radio 2.

9 min Senegal will be happy with how they’ve started – they look the stronger, more energetic team, at it while France are hoping to settle in slowly.

7 min Nice from Senegal, a Jackson flick sending Sarr nashing goalwards. But Upamecano does really well to stick with him then hold him up, then block.

6 min “In response to Gary Stover, says Justin Kavanagh, “if the game was played on paper, they’d be presenting the trophy to Les Blues today. But, as Spain found out yesterday, the game is played on grass, often against 11 very stubborn blokes from somewhere foreign determined to put their country on the map. Just like Senegal did in 2002.”

I don’t love France’s balance; i fancy Portugal, but in a big knockout contest, it’s hard to back against Spain despite yesterday, because of how good they are at retaining possession.

4 min Rabiot picks up a knock-back from Olise and punches an instapass at Mbappe, who might let it run by him and set off because he’s in, but instead looks to control, only to catch it on the buttock.

3 min Jackson has himself on a rolling boil already, the ref forced to administer a talking-to, then the ball comes in Tchouameni treads on Maignan, and the ref awards France the free-kick.

1 min Right away, Kounde makes a mess of a ball coming over his shoulder then, shortly afterwards, Saenegal set Diouf away down the left. His cross is as brilliant as we’ve come to expect from him, Hernandez forced to head behind, really well, in the knowledge Sarr is loitering behind him.

1 min These kick-off countdowns are really helpful – how would we know it was coming otherwise? Off we go!

We’re pretty much ready to go…

This is, of course, Senegal’s first tournament game since the Afcon title was taken away from them. A few minutes ago, Wayne Rooney was on UK telly disagreeing with the decision, saying the match was played out, and I understand that. But I’m afraid Fifa felt the need – not without reason – to make the point, pour encourager les autres, that you can’t stalk off the pitch if you don’t like a refereeing call.

Anthem time!

Our teams are tunnelled … and here they come! It’s sunny, the sky is clear, and the ground looks reme. I can’t wait for this, and the good news is I – and we – don’t have to.

“That Senegal kit is indeed a beezer,” agrees Simon McMahon, “but the one France are warming up in is class too. Bonus style points for both teams.”

My (brief) time as a City lawyer has given me a lifetime aversion to pinstripes, I’m afraid, but I guess these are on-theme, looking, as they do, like the reverse of a New York yankees uniform.

“We were intending to watch the game on the big screen in the salle des fêtes of our local village in SW France, in solidarité with our fellow villagers,” advises Richard Hirst. “Unfortunately the day rather got away from us, so we’re at home instead. In any case, half of me would have been secretly favouring Senegal, to support the underdogs and to honour Fulham legend Papa Bouba Diop. In support of his status I was going to reference the goal against Man Utd, even at the expense of your goodwill, but you have very generously got there before me. So it’s allez Les Bleus, but only 50%.”

I’m sure they’d have welcomed a Senegal supporter, but glad to hear a day’s got away from you. May that joy soon come to us all.

So where is the game? France are, I think, vulnerable at full-back, Koundé liable to lose his bearings and Hernandez better going forward. I’d expect Senegal to look to gang up on the, especially down their left, where Diouf and Mané are a serious threat, and I also wonder if Dayot Upamecano, much improved by still liable to switch off, might struggle with Nicolas Jackson who, though he’s not a reliable scorer, holds the ball up well and sees things others don’t. Finally, will Rabiot fancy chasing Camara back to his own box? He’s going to have to.

France, meanwhile, will see a lack of pace in the middle of the Senegal defence and ask Mbappé to challenge the space behind them, Dembélé and Olise looking to slide him in. The wide men will, I think, also look to take the full-backs infield, seeking to get off shots or duck outside to hit the line and cut-back.

Regular readers will know that, if we can get them, we like to embed playlists from competing nations so, as Delia Smith would say, if anyone has a Senegal or France one, let’s be having you.

“It was interesting to hear on Football Weekly about the experience of watching the World Cup from UK with the late kick-off times,” says John Brennan. “I suffer from almost the opposite problem. I live in New York and work a 9-5 so most midweek games are on in my afternoons and I usually follow on Guardian MBMs (others are available too I hear). Having games on in the evening after I get home from work is a huge shock to my system. Even the late night games are a pleasant addition to my life. USA v Paraguay was a pretty good watch last Friday and Iran v New Zealand was a pleasant nightcap before I went to bed last night (game finished at 11pm on the East Coast).

Please spare a thought for my wife who knows I’m a huge sports fan but it hasn’t really encroached that much on our life as even weekend games are over by lunchtime normally so there is still a lot of the day free to do whatever we want to do and she doesn’t have to worry about me hogging the TV to watch games. Until now.”

I feel you. I was in NYC for my wife’s 30th and my team were playing, so of course I imposed it, but we were done by early morning. I’m pleased you’re getting to experience the more sociable, anti-social aspect.

You may or may not have seen the wonderful new Senegal kit, printed inside-out. What a beauty!

Yes, yes, don’t worry, it’s coming. It is of course, impossible to mention our dear departed without also mentioning this goal.

I was in the away end that night, right behind the shot, and you knew it was in from the second he conencted.

We mentioned the Bouba Diop winner and celebration earlier; well, here it is.

“On paper,” writes Gary Stover, “France look better to me than PSG.”

I know what you mean – Mbappé is a very nice to have – but I think I prefer the blend with Kvaratskhelia, and definitely don’t think Mbappé adds enough for me to sacrifice Neves and Vitinha. If it clicks, though, everyone is in trouble.

“I must say that I’m a bit surprised to see Idrissa Gueye starting for Senegal, seeing as he’s the oldest member of the team by two years,” says Matt Burtz. “He’s of course also the most capped member of the team, so perhaps experience entered into the equation. His performances for Everton flagged as bit as the season came to a conclusion and it wasn’t because Everton played an excessive number of games, though Gueye’s Afcon participation added to his personal log.”

Yeah, Amad Diallo and Bryan Mbeumo also struggled to get going again after coming back from Morocco, but I agree that Gueye is probably playing because he’s the oldest member of the team, not in spite of it. Against Norway and Iran, I’d not be surprised to see Sarr come in, but I guess Pape Thiaw wants his experience and positional discipline against so potent an attack.

Before I take a moment to write the teams down, credit where it’s due: that lovely quotation about hacking and Frenchmen deployed in the preamble comes from Nick Greene’s terrific new book, How To Watch Soccer Like a Genius: What Architects, Stuntwomen, Paleoanthropologists, and Computer Scientists Reveal About the World’s Game. Recommended.

As for Senegal, Idrissa Gueye and Papa Gueye are preferred to Pape Matar Sarr in midfield – I’m a little surprised as I think his athleticism is important – while Iliman Ndiaye must content himself with a place on the bench, but he’ll know that Mané and Sarr are pretty well ensconced as wide attackers.

So what does it mean? Well, France are pretty much as expected, Desiré Doué having moved ahead of Marcos Thuram in the right-wing stakes – rightly so, his skill superior and work-ethic at least as good – while Ousmane Dembélé, yet to sync with Kylian Mbappé, in behind him. Don’t be surprised if, at some point during the competition, that spot goes to Rayan Cherki, but for now, the name harder to leave out is preferred to player who better fits. And otherwise, we can, I’m sure, all agree that, after the apocalypse destroys the entirety of humanity, Adrien Rabiot will still be there, starting for Les Bleus in international tournaments.