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No prizes for guessing the most viewed rugby clip at the weekend. The number of views on X has long since passed three million and – spoiler alert – people were not studying the finer detail of Gloucester’s defensive effort at Villa Park on Saturday. Leicester’s Geoff Parling used to be just another stern-faced Prem coach; suddenly he is an unlikely global social media star.

For those who missed it – and here’s hoping you enjoyed your mini-break on Jupiter – here is a potted summary. The TNT Sport presenter Craig Doyle and a new colleague, Liam MacDevitt, were on the pitch before the game, with MacDevitt being urged to take a kick at goal as part of his on-screen Prem initiation. All seemed OK right until the moment an angry Parling loomed into shot.

Asked by a cheery Doyle whether he would consider signing up the debutant – the kick didn’t miss by much – Parling responded by unceremoniously shoving the Irish presenter away and bluntly telling both men – “It’s fucking not on!” – to get lost. At which point pretty much the entire internet collapsed beneath the weight of people rushing to offer their hot takes on the episode.

The eventual consensus, rightly, was that both parties were partly at fault. We can all probably agree, in the cold light of day, that coaches shouldn’t be shoving TV presenters and broadcasters shouldn’t be arsing around on the field when professional athletes are trying to prepare for a big game. Parling’s beef was that the stray ball could have injured an unwary player; a minuscule risk, maybe, but not an ideal scenario just moments before a significant league fixture.

That said, the affair also had its entertaining side for those of us who know and like both combatants. Not since my old student mate Jim accidentally shot a pool ball through the bottom of a full pint glass belonging to the scariest-looking biker in the bar has anybody moved faster than Doyle to repair diplomatic relations. “Geoff’s not happy about that” is destined to take its place among the great live TV understatements, well worthy of an end-of-season award when they dish out the gongs in June.

All publicity is good publicity, right? Well, yes and no. Because the spat on Saturday plays directly into the broader debate of exactly how rugby wants to be perceived in future. It could even be argued that Parling v Doyle was an accident that needed to happen, a skirmish that neatly symbolised the intensifying tug of war for the sport’s modern soul. Does rugby now belong to the broadcasters, without whose money the game would have to revert to amateurism? Or the actors and producers – AKA the players and coaches – without whom there would be no show worth watching? Or, ditto, the oft-forgotten paying audience?

It is a particularly pertinent question in the light of recent off-field developments. It has just been announced, for example, that the boxing promoter Eddie Hearn has added the Northampton and England back-row Henry Pollock to his Matchroom talent roster. Hearn, by his own admission, knows almost nothing about rugby but clearly sniffs a bit of crossover potential. Not to mention plenty of dosh for all concerned.

There is just one snag. Someone needs to quietly advise Hearn that his new client comes from a team sport where the ring walk is very much a collective effort. Stick Anthony Joshua in the Northampton pack and he would soon discover there are 14 other players working hard to help him shine. Every time Pollock wins a game for club and country it is a joint venture rather than a solo, belt-waving photo opportunity.

The 21-year-old has also now further enlarged the target on his back. Unlike other high-profile rugby personalities like South Africa’s Siya Kolisi, he has yet to win a World Cup nor, indeed, even a European trophy. A bleach-blond haircut and a penchant for shushing the crowd charms some audiences but not others. Good luck to him and Hearn – pro rugby is a short career – but playing the fame game has its price.

Which is why club rugby, in particular, sits at something of a crossroads. On the one hand there is a desperate push for fresh franchise investment and new eyeballs to massage the sport’s straining finances. On the other is rugby’s supposed raison d’être: a family-friendly sport that prioritises humility, integrity and calling the referee ”sir” at all times.

Leicester’s statement after the Parling-Doyle affair reflected this inherent contradiction. Alongside an apology from Parling was a quote that did not entirely chime with the hard-hitting, no-prisoners image some sections of the sport would like to accentuate.

“It is important we stay a family focused game and it wasn’t appropriate for viewers to see that,” Parling was quoted as saying. “We have a great product in the Prem and I offer my thanks to Craig Doyle and TNT for continuing to innovate and think differently. After talking last night we’ll make sure we are fully aligned behind new ideas, including when best to use them; and keep pushing our game to new audiences.”

In short, rugby would ideally love to have its cake and eat it. In reality, that is becoming steadily more difficult. Pressure is building on the sport to dive fully clothed into the business of “entertainment” and, with Hearn’s expert assistance, promote itself as the bish-bosh modern equivalent of 1970s ITV wrestling, with Pollock in the role of Giant Haystacks. Backed up by pre-match clips of, say, Doyle creeping into Parling’s bedroom at 3am à la Michael McIntyre.

Alternatively, without being too po-faced, it could opt to accentuate what really matters. As underlined by France v England in the final round of the Six Nations, there is sufficient gladiatorial entertainment in most games nowadays to reduce the need for excessive artificial additives. Viral social media clips come and go but, ultimately, it is the quality of the core product that will define rugby’s future.

Changing profile

There are some interesting stats contained in the newly released review of English rugby’s men’s academy system. Among the more encouraging is that 58% of players in Prem academy age-grade programmes in 2024-25 were drawn from state schools and colleges, a rise of 11.5% compared with five years earlier. Also of likely interest to parents of the next wannabe Henry Pollock or Fin Smith is that just 12% of 3,127 academy players between 2012 and 2022 made it to the Prem, never mind the senior England team. Only 74% of parents, by the way, reported having a good or very good experience during their kids’ academy journey between 2020 and 2024.

While that is perhaps to be expected – no one enjoys seeing their child’s dreams dashed – it would be good if future studies also reflected the crucial role played by other clubs below the Prem in nurturing the stars of tomorrow. For every successful academy product there is a minis coach out there who helped to sow the seed or, very often, a Champ or a national league side who offered valuable game time at a key stage of their development. The academy conveyor belt has unquestionably spawned loads of talent over the past decade but there are plenty of other people who deserve some recognition.

One to watch

There is more to many Prem rugby stars than people imagine, particularly so in the case of Exeter’s Olly Woodburn. The Chiefs wing has long been a keen photographer and has launched his testimonial year with a new book, Tunnel Vision, and a free exhibition of his own work at the Custom House on Exeter Quay that runs until 22 April. “Photography and rugby are like chalk and cheese … there are not a lot of similarities,” he says. “But for me it’s a really good way to decompress. I like to capture people’s unguarded moments.” So far he has largely steered clear of photographing sport but that may yet change. “I’d love to photograph the Olympics one year and look at sport through my lens. I think you can create a lot of art through sport.”

Memory lane

September 1999: A batch of inflatable chairs, distributed by Guinness before the 1999 Rugby World Cup for “armchair fans”, are put through their paces.

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