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PAIN AND NO GAIN

Pass the paracetamol because Football Daily’s neck is in absolute bits. Two penalty shootouts at the same time will do that to you, eyes bouncing from Wales’s heartbreak in Cardiff to the Republic of Ireland’s agony in Prague. Alas, neither will feature at the Geopolitics World Cup after their playoff semi-final defeats. For Ireland, it’ll be a minimum of 28 years between appearances at the big show. At least they’ll always have Troy Parrott’s glorious week in November. For Wales, it’s … ah, the long wait ended at the Human Rights World Cup in 2022. Never mind.

In hindsight, was the double-screening pain worth it? The lack of original storytelling is disappointing. Dan James gave Wales the lead against Bosnia and Herzegovina, while Ireland went 2-0 up inside 23 minutes against the Czech Republic. Edin Dzeko, 73, rose from a corner to equalise in the 86th minute … Ladislav Krejci rose from a corner to equalise in the 86th minute. Karl Darlow saved first in the shootout to give Wales the advantage … Caoimhín Kelleher saved first in the shootout to give Ireland the advantage. “My heart hurts,” sighed Craig Bellamy. “Just pain, we all feel pain,” lamented Heimir Hallgrímsson. Incredible drama? This was a blatant copy-and-paste job.

Instead of meeting in a playoff final, Wales will now welcome Northern Ireland for the glummest of friendlies on Tuesday. Good luck getting up for that one: both sides are better off with a night in, hot chocolates and a pick from this list (Superbad, since you’re asking). Michael O’Neill’s side exited after their 2-0 defeat by Italy in Bergamo, with Gennaro Gattuso’s boys a game away from their first World Cup appearance since 2014, an embarrassing gap for the four-time winners. “We have to win, we have no other choice,” roared the old midfield warrior. “It’s difficult, we knew this game was tough, so now we must try to recharge the batteries.”

England and Uruguay were in the same group as Italy 12 years ago, when Luis Suárez, in his chomp, struck twice past Joe Hart to set up an early World Cup exit for Roy Hodgson’s side. Even with that Iceland defeat two years later, this was technically an even lower point for England, a group-stage departure with a match still to play. They’ll meet Uruguay in a friendly on Friday night for the first time since that encounter in São Paulo, and it’s a lot harder to see Thomas Tuchel’s team leaving after two games this time around. Mr Roy, of course, bounced back at club level, his appetite for the game undiminished. So much so that at 78, two years on from leaving Crystal Palace, he’s decided to have another crack at it with Bristol City. As Big Website put it: sensational.

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QUOTE OF THE DAY

“The players are holding the school bags close to their heart in remembrance of the 165 girls the Americans killed in an Iranian school” – a media official for the Iran men’s team explains their tribute before Friday’s friendly against Nigeria in Turkey, following last month’s bombing of the Shajareh Tayyebeh primary school in Minab, southern Iran, which killed between 175 and 180 people, most of them girls between the ages of seven and 12.

FOOTBALL DAILY LETTERS

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NOW, THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME …

Bristol is often described as the coolest place in Britain. It just got a whole lot hipper, because yes, Roy Hodgson is back, baby, and has taken over at Bristol City! The high priest of TBOF (Two Banks of Four, you philistine) will manage the club for the second time and replaces Gerhard Struber, who was invited to do one with City in 16th place. It’s a remarkable return for Mr Roy, who has almost racked up Two Banks of Forty on God’s green earth. He turns 79 in August – and will become one of the oldest managers in professional football history. Some of the managers he will come up against weren’t even born the last time he managed City. Hodgson lasted four months in 1982 and won three games out of 21, so the only way is up.

NEWS, BITS AND BOBS

Sweden are off to the GWC playoff final after Viktor Gyökeres grabbed a hat-trick in their 3-1 defeat of Ukraine. Also into their respective finals: Poland, Turkey, Denmark, Kosovo, Bolivia and Jamaica.

Thomas Tuchel hopes England fans will not boooooooooooooo Ben White, who has returned to the squad after a three-and-a-half-year absence, if he plays against Uruguay. “I can imagine there are some strong opinions out there, but he deserves a second chance,” said Tuchel. “People have to trust me that he behaves very, very well.”

England fan and Steve McClaren lookalike Andy Milne is hoping to sell his house to fund a bumper trip to this summer’s GWC. Oh, sorry, hoping to sell a house to fund a bumper trip to this summer’s GWC. “We have had a second home for 27 years so it felt like the right time to cash in,” whooped the retired teacher, who lives in Thailand. “I definitely want to see the whole tournament.”

Kylian Mbappé now has 56 goals for France after scoring in their 2-1 win over Brazil in Massachusetts. Mbappé could equal or surpass Olivier Giroud’s record of 57 against Colombia on Sunday.

Tottenham Women boss Martin Ho has signed a new long-term contract the day before their WSL derby against Arsenal at the Emirates. “We’re maybe a bit of a sleeping giant in women’s football,” he snored. “It just needs that little bit of direction and polishing and we can really take big steps.”

Chelsea’s USA! USA!! USA!!! forward Catarina Macario is moving to San Diego Wave for a fee of around $300,000 (£225,000).

And Everton’s owners, the Friedkin Group, are to offer the club’s chief miracle worker David Moyes an extended contract. The Moyesiah’s current deal expires at the end of next season.

STILL WANT MORE?

Ben Fisher considers the consequences of Wales’s agonising defeat to Bosnia and Herzegovina.

Canada and Norwich winger Ali Ahmed talks to Billy Munday about his GWC dreams.

Jack Snape on the remarkable rise of Kosovo, who are one game away from their first World Cup.

We know 42 of the 48 teams who will play at the World Cup. Andy Martin looks at who has qualified – and how they did it.

And get your thinking gear around the sport quiz of the week.

MEMORY LANE

England captain Bryan Robson enjoys a philosophical discussion with Uruguay defender Nelson Gutiérrez during a friendly at Wembley in 1990. Gutiérrez reacted after Stuart Pearce, seen departing the scene, left his foot in on the Uruguay keeper Eduardo Pereira. England were beaten 2-1 in their last home friendly before Italia 90, ending a two-year, 17-match unbeaten run. John Barnes, playing as a centre-forward, equalised with a sensational half-volley but Uruguay won when José Perdomo’s long-range free-kick burst through the hands of Peter Shilton.

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